LLG

I'm Gizzie. I am 25, bi, and I live in that teeny tiny country called Belgium.
This blog consists of my thoughts, interests and occasionally a rant.

thevirginityslayer:

edwardspoonhands:

moeranda:

itseliberg33:

can she just get an award or something

I reblog this whenever it pops up on my dash.

So many directions she could have gone with this joke…out of infinite possibilities…she picked the best possible direction.

Best video in the world

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ekinham:

"how to look at the love of your life" by Oliver and Castle

gifs sources(x)(x)

marionisamuffin:

pleasantandcain:

fromladytolifter:

candidlycara:

dance-in-the-shadows:

gracediamondsfear:

wifeyknowsbest:

whatapreciouslittlefuckfox:

A sense of humor can make everything better. Sex isn’t like it is in the movies or in porn. There will be strange and weird and awkward sounds, there might be a silly interruption like the cat or a kid… you might knock heads or trip getting undressed. Sex is funny, foreplay is funny and sometimes you need to just laugh. It will keep things from getting awkward! If you take sex too seriously you aren’t truly enjoying it!

Not to mention a sense of humor can be really sexy no matter what your gender identity is!

this comic is literally my favorite thing on tumblr.

i’ve always said if you can’t laugh with the person you’re having sex with while you’re having sex with them you shouldn’t be having sex with them.

God.

My husband once walked up behind me while i was sitting in the living room just watching t.v…and he put his penis on my shoulder and said “hello..”

THIS WAS HIS SEDUCTION.

THIS WAS HIS IDEA OF HOW TO GET ME INTO BED.

it worked, but not before I laughed for days.

For that last comment.

I always had a ton of weird funky condoms at my place because I volunteered with Planned Parenthood and did a lot of sex education and sex positive work. I literally had no less than like thirty different types of condoms at a time. So when it came time to grabbing a condom it was a grab bag of WHO KNOWS what you’ll end up with.

Long story short, my boyfriend grabs one, puts it on, heat of the moment type thing, a some point we both look down and see it’s an ELECTRIC GREEN condom. Dead pan he looks me straight in the eye and in his best impression goes “HEY HO. KERMIT DEE FROG HERE.” And I COMPLETELY LOST IT.

On a completely different occasion I said “don’t stop” and he sang ALL of Don’t Stop Believing. All of it. All of it. Right then and there. Without stopping.

Can I add the story about how me and one of my partners had a very enthralling discussion about deserts while I was on top of him?

Or the time my partner’s friends blasted “Eye of the Tiger” through the door and we rocked it out to the beat while quoting the movie?

Story time:

I was with this girl during a trip out to Washington, we’d hung out a few times, and hit it off really well. So we got together one afternoon. Her dorm-mate came home, saw the “Do Not Disturb” sock on her bedroom door and called out “Thrusters to full!”

Not missing a beat the girl and I yelled back “We’re giving it all we’ve got, Captain!” and her roommate started fucking dying outside the door.

Probably should have proposed right on the spot, but whatever.

It got better.

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Troian Bellisario Aerial Silks[x]

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Rachel Nichols - G.I. Joe The Rise of Cobra Press Conference - August 3, 2009

Holy fucking shit! I’m having an oreo ice cream stick and it is glorious!

the-do-that-girl:

catsbooksandcoffee:

I WILL REBLOG THIS BEAUTIFUL GODDAMN PICTURE EVERY SINGLE TIME IT SHOWS UP ON MY DASHBOARD

FFS even Voldemort looks sexy here.

I need help.

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kookie667:

I’ve heard this so many times it’s not even funny

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tickledbynichols replied to your post “So my cat just jumped on my lap. And of course that’s nothing new…”

The question is though… Why is your cat in the bathroom with you? :P

Because we never close the door. 

That’s what happens when you grow up in a family that never hides their naked bodies from each other. We have one bathroom and we never had any problems getting ready. While one was brushing their teeth another was on the toilet and another was taking a shower. There is no such thing as knocking on the door in our family because we don’t even bother closing it. We walk around naked in the house in front of each other without any problems. It’s just the way I was raised. And I love it.  

So my cat just jumped on my lap. And of course that’s nothing new because kitties do that.
Except I was on the toilet…

alynu:

trebaolofarabia:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

Teens always look terrified as customers.

I am always terrified as a customer.

That is so true! Dealing with customers every day it is very noticable how young people are actually the most polite ones. They greet you and say please and thank you. While old people don’t even bother with looking at you and go straight to ordering without please and thankyous.

Based in Skyrim and headquartered in The Ratway beneath the city of Riften, members of the Thieves Guild are renowned for causing trouble in the city. 

Little is known about when and how the Thieves Guild was founded, but it is rumored to have been around as long as Riften has.

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