I bought scented candles saturday. I am right now enjoying the occasional wiff of whitecake vanilla.
i hope you fall in love with someone who makes you question why you ever thought you would be better off alone
- me in the evening: oh, staying up late isn't bad, I'll manage tomorrow
- me in the morning: AM I A FUCKING IDIOT
having curly hair is like playing a really scary guessing game where you don’t know what it’s going to do until it does it and the only way to fix it is to take another shower
I will not keep my mouth shut. A bitch knows her voice. Knows how to howl with a wolf pack in her throat. A bitch is honest. A bitch doesn’t follow the rules; demands to know who wrote them. Rules are weak. Rules are prey.
I am alpha female; I am fur on fire. I am roaring tornado combusting misogynist mountains to dust. Crushed bones and gutted patriarchy carcass. We bleed to survive, you bleed to keep up.
This the best thing ever
Just gave a standing ovation to my laptop.
considering the amount of times the word “BITCH” has been thrown at me I am obligated to reblog.
I do not belong to you
I just bit my own finger while eating a donut
i cant even draw a fucking stick figure what the fuck
- me: wow I'm fat
- me: maybe I look ok
- me: I AM PERFECT THE WAY I AM
- me: I'm fucking disgusting I'm losing weight now
- me: I am more than just my weight!
- me: who the fuck cares about anything
- me: I AM SO FAT.
- me: idk curves are beautiful i am beautiful
- me: i hate myself
The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy.
I got a little carried away while moving along with the music I was listening to in my chair and didn’t notice him sitting up.
AND THEN I ACCIDENTALLY SMACKED MY KITTY IN THE FACE!!
I FEEL TERRIBLE!
I of course apologized profusely and offered him his favorite food.
He’ll get over it, but I hope he knows I didn’t do it on purpose.
"wow! who taught you to do your makeup like that?"
"wow! who taught you how to make that?"
"wow! who taught you-"
why do you know so much about sex
why are you so calm about porn
Why do you know so much about murdering people
:) I saw! Now I know what it’s like to wake up to a lot of snapchats hehehehe. Bless your soul.
I know, it’s a great start of the day isn’t it.
Though yours are evening related and mine are morning related.